TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead in Florida home
YOU WILL BE MISSED. NOW VINCE OFFER IS THE ONLY PITCHMAN WHO SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS. BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BEARD, SO FUCK HIM.
In all seriousness though, this hit me pretty hard. I've been watching this guy rise to the top from his early Oxiclean success, and, moreso than Michael Jackson's untimely passing, Billy's death is one that affects me on a personal level. I'm off to make a Fallout 3 character named Billy Mays, who will be crafted in his likeness and maxed out Barter and Speech skills.
Edit: One 4chan user put it quite nicely: "HEAVEN JUST GOT LOUDER."
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