The most hilariously offensive holiday ever

Another example of what college is like

From the chapter titled "Cartesian Inwardness" from David Blacker's Democratic Education Stretched Thin: How Complexity Challenges a Liberal Ideal

"Sound inquiry begins when, during an appropriately structured episode, as much as possible assent is removed from the pack of assumptions comprising some object of inquiry--including when that object consists of oneself and one's own set of experiences, there being no license to restrict the method to any particular subject matter."

The KFC Double Down

Two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets
Two pieces of bacon
Two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese
Colonel's Sauce

It has begun

Fun with bots in Lead and Gold

MAGIC

What's with all these damn monkeys?

Third Person Driving

Trapper keepers

Please sir

With the Frizz? NO WAY!

GUYS. LISTEN. HEY GUYS.

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Colbert's Best Crackups

Watch 'em here

Personal favorite: English.

Nothing

1 out of 3

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FER ATTRACTIN' MATES

ferrethandjobs.com

You heard me. http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

What, you don't trust me? It's just a link to Ferreth & Jobs law firm website, where you can purchase T-shirts from their latest fun run charity event.

Don't tell me that you wouldn't want a ferrethandjobs.com shirt.

Record Store receipt - 3/17/10

Balmorhea - Constellations (Modern classical)
Archive - Londinum (Trip hop)
Hooverphonic - Blue Wonder Powder Milk (Trip hop)
Rosetta - The Galilean Satellites (Post metal)
Protomen - Act II-The Father of Death (Videogame/80's/win)
The Compact King Crimson (songs from Red, Discipline, Beat, and In the Court...)
Andrew W.K. - I Get Wet (PAAAARTY, LET'S PAAAARTY)

"Secret" MIDI files in Windows

go to C:\Windows\Media and play the file called onestop. At first it sounds like Kirby, then Sonic, then...I don't even know. It's like if Dream Theater made midi music. It goes all over the place.

My face when I listened to the track for the first time:


There are other cool songs in the folder called Town and Flourish. I don't like those as much, but they're still kinda cool.

Just Cause 2 demo review

Plot synopsis:

"I hear you want to blow stuff up"
"Yes. And we hear you're one of the best helpers"
"Yes. Let's go."

Then shit like this happens on a regular basis:

Best. Game. Ever.

Gameplay:
Absurd, over the top gunplay and action a la Saints Row, with a dash of Freedom Fighters. Explosions, base jumping, hilarious old school rag dolls. What is there not to like?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW