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Colbert's Best Crackups

Watch 'em here

Personal favorite: English.

Nothing

1 out of 3

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FER ATTRACTIN' MATES

ferrethandjobs.com

You heard me. http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

What, you don't trust me? It's just a link to Ferreth & Jobs law firm website, where you can purchase T-shirts from their latest fun run charity event.

Don't tell me that you wouldn't want a ferrethandjobs.com shirt.

Record Store receipt - 3/17/10

Balmorhea - Constellations (Modern classical)
Archive - Londinum (Trip hop)
Hooverphonic - Blue Wonder Powder Milk (Trip hop)
Rosetta - The Galilean Satellites (Post metal)
Protomen - Act II-The Father of Death (Videogame/80's/win)
The Compact King Crimson (songs from Red, Discipline, Beat, and In the Court...)
Andrew W.K. - I Get Wet (PAAAARTY, LET'S PAAAARTY)

"Secret" MIDI files in Windows

go to C:\Windows\Media and play the file called onestop. At first it sounds like Kirby, then Sonic, then...I don't even know. It's like if Dream Theater made midi music. It goes all over the place.

My face when I listened to the track for the first time:


There are other cool songs in the folder called Town and Flourish. I don't like those as much, but they're still kinda cool.

Just Cause 2 demo review

Plot synopsis:

"I hear you want to blow stuff up"
"Yes. And we hear you're one of the best helpers"
"Yes. Let's go."

Then shit like this happens on a regular basis:

Best. Game. Ever.

Gameplay:
Absurd, over the top gunplay and action a la Saints Row, with a dash of Freedom Fighters. Explosions, base jumping, hilarious old school rag dolls. What is there not to like?